| File | Size | Sound |
|---|---|---|
| audio1.wav | 82k | CARTMAN:"He's doing something to his ass" STAN:"Sparky! Bad dog!" |
| audio4.wav | 82k | CARTMAN:"There he goes again" |
| badstarvinmarvin.wav | 47k | CARTMAN:"Bad Starvin Marvin!" |
| byekyle.wav | 15k | CARTMAN:"Bye, Kyle! Happy Chanukah!" |
| canteat.wav | 51k | CARTMAN:"Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow" KYLE: "We can, too!" STAN: "Nah, I think it's against the law." |
| fatass.wav | 63k | KYLE:"You're gonna be sorry when you see me riding in Santa's sleigh with Mr. Hanky, fat ass!" CARTMAN: "You're not gonna riding around on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. KYLE: "See ya, dude." |
| lame.wav | 52k | KYLE: "No, but I get Chanukah presents for eight days." CARTMAN: "Too bad it's usually a dreidle or something lame like that." STAN: "We'll catch up with you later, Kyle" |
| plump.wav | 27k | KYLE: "Shut up, fat boy!" CARTMAN: "I'm not fat! I'm festively plump." |
| ruinxmas.wav | 65k | KYLES MOM: "You're not going to get away with this mister!" CARTMAN: "Look, Kyle's Mom is here to ruin Christmas. KYLE: "Shut up, fat boy!" CARTMAN: "I'm not fat! I'm festively plump." |
| superbitch.wav | 30k | CARTMAN:"Oh, biy. Super bitch is at it again." KYLE: "Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!" |
| ultravibe.wav | 78k | CARTMAN: "Yeah, well I sneaked around my Mom's closet, too, and saw what I'm getting. The UltraVibe Pleasure 2000." STAN: "What's that?" CARTMAN: "I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet." |
| bigboned.wav | 159k | CARTMAN:"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!" |
| cartman.wav | 116k | KYLE: "That sucks to get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan" CARTMAN: "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, 'Hey! You get your bitch ass bak in the kitchen, and make me some pie!'" |
| cartman2.wav | 27k | CARTMAN: "My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool." |
| dirtyjew.wav | 119k | CARTMAN: "That's a bunch of crap. Kyle's Mom is a dirty Jew." CARTMANS MOM: "Oh, okay hun." |
| laundry.wav | 64k | CARTMAN: "If a woman ever gave me crap, I'd say 'Hey! You go do my laundry!'" BUS DRIVER: "SIT DOWN KID!!" CARTMAN: "Yes, ma'am." |
| leatherpants.wav | 60k | KYLE: "What's the matter, dude?" STAN: "I don't know where Sparky is, he usually follows me to football practice." CARTMAN: "Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants." |
| mailmancrack.wav | 186k | CARTMAN: "If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey! Why don't you stop dressing me up like the mail man, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom, and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my Dad's bed!'" STAN: "Cartman, what the HELL are you talking about?!?" CARTMAN: "I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all." |
| mombitch.wav | 96k | CARTMAN: "Just 'cause your Mom's a stupid bitch, doesn't mean the whole world's gotta suffer." KYLE: "Don't call my Mom a bitch, Cartman." |
| morning.wav | 93k | CHEF: "There's nothing worse than getting all drunk, and waking up the next morning next to a pig... or a big, fat elephant." |
| nam.wav | 21k | CARTMAN:"This is like the gun I used in 'Nam." |
| poundingass.wav | 37k | CARTMAN:"Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog." STAN: "Shut up, dude!" |
| rainforestvspoptart.wav | 118k | TEACHER: "Congratualtions, Eric, on writing the award winning paper." CARTMAN: "Kick ass!" STAN: "That's impossible, Cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a pop tart!" CARTMAN "Yeah I do, pop tarts are frosted." |
| shutupandmakebabies.wav | 77k | STAN: "They think she's all innocent and sweet, but I know she's an evil bitch." CARTMAN: "Be a man, Stan. Say 'Hey, woman! You shut your mouth, and make babies." |
| snackycakes.wav | 47k | CARTMAN: "I can't believe that son of a bitch!" STAN: "Here, Cartman, have some snacky cakes. CARTMAN: "Dude, snacky cakes? Kick ass." |
| suchafatfuck.wav | 71k | STAN: "You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street people go 'GOD DAMN! That kid's a big fat fuck!'" |
| sweater.wav | 165k | CARTMAN:"Knit me a sweater!" |
| theme.wav | 285k | South Park theme song |
| ohholynight.wav | 1.5M | Cartman sings "Oh, Holy Night" and gets cattle-prodded when he forgets the words |
| File | Size | Movie |
|---|---|---|
| baby.mov | 500k | STAN: "Kick the baby" |
| bitchsong.mov | 2.0M | Cartman's "Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch" song |
| homie.mov | 1.3M | Stan's kickin' it with the homies |
| killkenny.mov | 1.0M | Kenny gets runs over by a train |
| mrhanky_inmug.mov | 2.1M | Mr Hanky appears in the psychiatrist's coffee mug |
| fire.mov | 552K | Cartman farts fire |
| woof.mov | 1.1M | Stan's teaching Sparky not to be gay |